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今天為大家準備了10個關於金錢的小笑話，中英對譯，希望喜歡。
1
Prices are going up by the elevator, and wages are going up by the stairs.
物價搭乘電梯扶搖直上，
工資卻沿著樓梯緩緩而行。
2
Inflation: Being broke with a lot of money in your pocket.
所謂通貨膨脹，
是口袋鼓著，
生活卻空著。
3
Money used to talk, but now it goes without saying.
金錢過去尚需言說，
如今已不言而喻。
4
Don't count your checks before they are cashed.
支票未兌現前，
別讓幻想先行到帳。
5
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
銀行，是這樣一個地方：
唯有證明自己無須借貸，
才更容易得到借貸。
6
The people who say that money isn't everything usually have plenty of it.
說「錢不是一切」的人，
往往早已擁有許多。
7
If you would know what the Lord God thinks of money, you have only to look at those to whom he gives it.
若想知道上帝如何看待金錢，
只要看看他將財富交予何人。
8
The only international language seems to be the one in which money talks.
唯一稱得上國際通用的語言，
似乎是金錢發聲的那種語言。
9
Wealth is something that is wrong if the other person has it.
財富之所以顯得刺目，
只是因為它屬於他人。
10
Don't marry for money. Divorce for money.
不要為了錢結婚。
但離婚可以。
歡迎在留言區分享你的金錢小玩笑！